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Are psychic reading(s)/spell(s)-related listings guaranteed to be accurate/effective?

No. All interactions & transactions with Mommy's Goose Tarot Ministries are strictly for entertainment & curio purposes only, exclusively for sober-minded, consenting adults, fluent in English, aged 26 years or older, who identify as Zionists and understand that by textbook & practical definition, "Zionists" simply believe in Israel's right to exist and that Jews are indigenous to Judea, and we have the right to defend ourselves in our decolonized ancestral homeland. That's it, that's all. Any additional alleged context to "Zionist" is antisemitic blood libel. Full stop.

Why is there only one(1) type of listing in the shop since Friday, July 18th, 2025?

Due to the recent increase in worldwide antisemitism, I am no longer offering instant digital downloads on any platforms and all people who order made to order downloads from me, will have to undergo an intensive deep dive social media vetting process to ensure that they are a legitimate pro-Israel Zionist and 100% immune to Watermelorrist Holler Snack Bar propaganda. Aisha was 9 years of age. I'm not apologizing for a misnomer "phobia" that does not exist, especially not when my diaspora and homeland are under so much demonic/psychic assault from multiple fronts.